Wednesday, April 17, 2013

What's Cooking? Two new recipes

Day Ten: Recipes 4 People of the Resurrection




Neither one of these recipes is awful but one is much sweeter than the other:

Societal Success Salad (makes 6 servings if you’re lucky):
2 lbs. carefully chosen words
8 dashes of self-directed goals
1/2 cup self-worth
3 ounces physical health of the body
3/4 Tbsp. Understanding
6 pieces of sleep and/or quiet
 
Directions: Do your best, achieve rewards and make people proud.


Resurrection Ratatouille (This recipe best when served with humility):
66 Chapters of Truth
1 Plan of our Sovereign God
Thousands of unworthy sinners
Unending Submission to the Body
Heaps of Lack of Understanding
Everlasting Life

Directions: Baste with Prayer; serve in love out of reverence for Him.

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